Step 2: Turn it inside out.
Step 4: Persevere, even if it's difficult!
Step 5: Stuff your bag with crumpled up newspaper to form an L shape inside.
Step 6: Be sure you crumple individual sheets of paper, instead of the whole section, or your horse head will be too heavy!
Step 7: Bend and fold paper bag into horse head shape.
Step 8: Insert a bamboo pole into the horse head.
Step 9: Tape the horse head to the pole.
Step 10: Decorate and name your horse.
Step 11: Practice the four gaits of horses: walk, trot, canter, gallop.
Step 12: Show you are a good horseman or horsewoman and control yourself and your steed.
Yeehaw!